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Some Funny Quarantine Musings... Inbox x Lloyd W Roupe Apr 9, 2020, 8:14 PM (20 hours ago) to Lloyd Thought this was cute.  The last one pertains to Joe.   He has been excited on Tuesdays because he can take out the garbage… SUBJECT: Some Funny Quarantine Musings… Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem... I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe… I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator… Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom... PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom... Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job... I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone… This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.  I came into my house, told my dog..... We laughed a lot... Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have no clue how this place is still in business... My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet... Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat... I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?.. Our cousin shared this... ENJOY. Thanks LLoyd R.